It would have been stupendous!

The other night because of my slow cancer recovery I blacked out and fell onto the upstairs guardrail banister. When I came to moments later, I had to instantly grab on tight to the rail to keep myself from falling head over heels onto the wooden stairs twenty feet below. I would have done about a half somersault and then crashed onto my head and back... THANK YOU JESUS FOR LETTING ME DODGE THAT BULLET!